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Friday, June 08, 2007

BOP

All my little Presby friends will recognize that BOP means Board of Pensions. I think we should send an overture to the 2008 General Assembly in California to change it to 'Brain off Premises'.

I have so many examples of dumb moves made on our family's accounts by the BOP. (One of my favorites -- did you know I have twin daughters with the same birth date and social security numbers? Neither did I, until the BOP informed me of this miracle).

Yesterday I received an invoice from the BOP -- for 5 cents. Now how much did it costs to process a 5 cent invoice? I figure it will cost me at least a dollar -- between the check and the postage -- to pay my 5 cent bill. I am sorely tempted to tape a nickel in the envelope and send it COD.


No wonder the dues are so high.

5 Comments:

  1. Brett said...
    Yeah, those people are total doofs.
    Iris said...
    Makes you want to BOP them on the head!
    Alex said...
    Good one, Iris! :)
    Littlemankitty said...
    There are times when I'm sort of bummed not to be in teh BOP. (Having never done the church-work thing). It sounds like a great plan.

    This, however, is not one of those times!
    We Do It Too said...
    i so dare you too.

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