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Friday, March 30, 2007

Forward Facing

Do I seem like a racist to you? A homophobe? A xenophobe? Have I given the impression that I dislike people of other cultures or genders? Do I seem gullible enough to think that story about a particular Big Box retailer is true? Friends, family, acquaintances... I love you all dearly -- however, I do not want to see forwarded emails about the above topics.


Pictures of your children? Yes, please send. Pictures of your pets? Sure. Vacations shots? By all means. Reasons why the U.S. is being taken over by Mexico? NO thank you.

My husband's stepmother's son (I guess that makes him my husband's stepbrother, duh) talks about stuffing Christian tracts into junk mail and marking them "Return to Sender". I am thinking about developing an email "tract" that says: "If you are really committed to living your faith, you would not waste your time and mine by forwarding these terrible, un-loving, un-Christian messages".

"Return to sender. Email unknown. No such racist, hateful person at this computer screen. Go volunteer at a soup kitchen or go attend a Bible study. In Jesus' name..." (My apologies to Elvis).

5 Comments:

  1. cheesehead said...
    I just flat out send people to Snopes. I used to be gentle about it. Now I'm kinda militant (in my peace-loving pinko way).

    One church member e-mailed me back: "Even though you do not believe that Penny Brown is a real missing girl, what if she is and by refusing to pass along the e-mail you keep her from being found? Wouldn't you feel awful?"

    GAH!
    zorra said...
    Amen and amen. I think I'm considered something of a wet blanket at work because as soon as I receive one of those alarmist e-mails, I go immediately to snopes.com, find the link (I've never NOT found it!), and forward it to everyone whose name was on the original e-mail.
    LambSoup said...
    I gotta be honest: I don't even like the loving lefteous forwards.
    Purechristianithink said...
    I'm probably a better Snopes evangelist than a Jesus evangelist. I like your hypothetical autoresponse.
    steph said...
    Thanks! You are so right! I am serioiusly considering copying you outright with the "hypothetical" response. I finally caved once (instead of taking it out on my "delete" key) and wrote a thoughtful, pastoral reply to a relative. She stopped sending me the political ones (cloaked in Christian nationalism) but now I just get awful goopy sentimental "Christian" stuff complete with hokey music. Sheesh.

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